
"to be 'matter of fact' about the world is to blunder into a fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful."
i'm matt. i'm eighteen and i'm a junior at pacific coast academy. i dig acoustic music and the coastline. i think in iambic pentameter and i never step on sidewalk cracks. i'm overaffectionate, bombastic, extremely opinionated, and along with drawing cat ears on every face in my german textbook, i make a habit of sticking my nose where it doesn't belong.
i think a lot. about everything.
i'm completely caught up in the consummate cliche of head-over-heels, rhyme-over-reason teenage love with juneline masterson.
roleplay account in no way affiliated with hunter parrish.

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Rude! Marrying me would not be horrifying, you little dork.
At least I hope not
Am I? Am I really? I may be little and weak, but I’m handy with a knife! Also I have a really mean bitch face.. I’d slay dragons for you.
oh, when you’re right, you’re right. i mean, who says that sacrificing all the fun parts of our relationship and being able to enjoy your caustic wit at seven a.m. for ever and always isn’t magic?

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i think a lot of things.
thank you. this is a civilized world we’re living in.
I know you do.. But most of the time you tell me what you’re thinking and that has never been brought up. Just a little surprised, that’s all! In a good way..
You’re welcome. Anything to please you, princess.
i can have private thoughts of horrific things like marriage, can’t i?
you’re my knight in shining armor.

you dropped the m bomb.
i mean i think it a lot but that doesn’t mean we can go around saying it willy-nilly.
You think it a lot?
Sorry sorry.. I’ll make sure to be more careful with my will-nilly word choices that I vocalize!
i think a lot of things.
thank you. this is a civilized world we’re living in.
oh my god juney don’t.
don’t do this.
I didn’t do anything, Matthew.
you dropped the m bomb.
i mean i think it a lot but that doesn’t mean we can go around saying it willy-nilly.
AIIGHT BRO. IF THAT’S HOW IT’S GONNA BE.
you said marry.
you said marry matt.
you did i saw it.
I did.
I said it and I meant it.
Does that freak you out, bro?
oh my god juney don’t.
don’t do this.
YOU DO NOT QUESTION MY MASCULINITY.
IF I DON’T SAY IT JUNE WE CAN JUST WALK AWAY FROM THIS.
OH BUT I DO.. AND I DID.
YOU WANT TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS?
AIIGHT BRO. IF THAT’S HOW IT’S GONNA BE.
you said marry.
you said marry matt.
you did i saw it.
I’M NOT GOING TO SAY IT IF I DO THEN WE’VE BOTH SAID IT.
I KNOW THE ONE.
SAY IT, MATT.. SAY IT OR YOU’RE NOT A MAN!
YOU DO NOT QUESTION MY MASCULINITY.
IF I DON’T SAY IT JUNE WE CAN JUST WALK AWAY FROM THIS.
WHICH ONE?!
I’M NOT GOING TO SAY IT IF I DO THEN WE’VE BOTH SAID IT.
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it seriously wouldn’t let me on for, like, aeons.